Some of Robert Pattinson’s Funniest Quotes From 2009

From Thinking of Rob:
“I don’t know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a lit­tle bit is com­ing out of my pants right now.” –Robert Pattinson, MTV Movie Awards (About hav­ing trou­ble going to the men’s room while accept­ing his second award)


“I look a bit like him.” - Robert Pat­tin­son, Comic-Con 2009 (When asked what he had in com­mon with Edward Cullen)


“I actu­ally think being involved in the cesarean would be… I just can’t wait!” - Robert Pat­tin­son, Comic-Con 2009 (When asked what he was look­ing for­ward to in the upcoming films)

“The spe­cial effects team designed every­thing, which basi­cally allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay rel­a­tively expres­sion­less and all these machines did the act­ing for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)” -Robert Pat­tin­son, Comic-Con 2009 (When talk ing about New Moon)


“What’s it like kiss­ing Tay­lor Laut­ner.” -Robert Pat­tin­son, Comic-Con 2009 (When asked which Twi­light ques­tion he never wants to answer again)

“Never trust a guy who plucks his eye­brows.” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“Some­times I think I look like I’ve had facial re-constructive surgery. Like after burns.” -Robert Pat­tinson (Twi­light commentary)

[Scene in the for­est where Edward asks Bella, “What do we eat?”]: “Cheese­burg­ers.” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

[Scene where Edward shows off his sparkly body]: “I’m sorry, Bella. I’m just like a sweaty guy.” –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“I notice I have one of those butt chins. Like a nub­bin.” –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Bey­oncé biopic.” –Robert Pat­tinson (Twi­light com­men­tary) When Peter walks through the doors at the hospital.

“Where’s Efron?” [Laughs] –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light com­men­tary) When speak­ing about how they could afford some­one better now.

“Peo­ple would be in hys­ter­ics if they saw that. It’s like, wow, he’s a super human moron.… So he wears lip­stick, has a lit­tle bouf­fant, and does lit­tle cir­cus acts as well. Oh, he’s so sexy.” –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light com­men­tary) Speak­ing of the apple stunts.

“Now lis­ten, guu­uyyysss! Come on guys. Let’s all, come on, let’s be sim­ple about this.” –Robert Pat­tinson (Twi­light commentary)

“My whole head is like I’ve had a face lift.” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“I won­der if vampire’s eye­brows can grow back.” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“This is a good look. I’m gonna mess him up,” Pat­tin­son praises Stew­art. “And I’m just like, I don’t know what’s going on? Where am I? I just walked out of a flower bed in this scene as well.… I was stand­ing in the flower bed and then walked out of it and then stopped and looked con­fused.… If I didn’t have con­tact lenses on, that was a really spec­tac­u­lar look I just did.… I should have had mil­lion thoughts, like Ham­let.” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“I thought I was sup­posed to have a fake six-pack in this scene,” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“This is quite dif­fi­cult ’cause I have a really flat head, and so it’s quite dif­fi­cult to get a cor­rect angle. And you can’t go up from down below as well, ’cause I’ve got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don’t know, some­times I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he’s inside his own belly but­ton. I don’t know.” -Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light com­men­tary) Speak­ing of the kissing scene.

“Look­ing scary with a base­ball out­fit on and a lit­tle bouf­fant, you know, it just does not work. Espe­cially with sculpted eye­brows.” –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

“I’m really scary in real­ity. Most of the time.” –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)

‘We have dudes with guns.” –Robert Pat­tin­son (Twi­light commentary)




Thanks  Thinking of Rob