What We Learned This Week

Robert Pattinson – Clothing x Crazed Tweens = Internet Armageddon

The internet backbone received an impromptu stress test last week when Summit Entertainment released a crop of new images from New Moon and EW followed with a photo of a shirtless Robert Pattinson from the sequel’s Italy set. Oh, if only he’d removed his shirt to reveal an unsightly paunch — or, better yet, the mutant Quatto from Total Recall. Instead, the pasty bugger had to have freakin’ abs of British steel, thus virtually guaranteeing several more years of unchecked Twilight fanaticism.

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